#but also yes

[haarute]

[imalazypandaaa]

He’s so precious

If anybody hurts him I will bite your shins off and de-atomize you until all that’s left of you is dust.

We don’t talk about how much angst I’ve written about him

[libmalliu]

Chaos Baby

[new-wave-worm]

yeah

[missanthropicprinciple]

Just got a spam DM. They were hitting on Hermann Gottlieb.

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

✨friendship✨

@audreycritter

[apollos-olives]

"why don't you believe a jewish state has a right to exist!?" well actually i don't believe any state should exist !

[books-and-omens]

apropos of... kind of everything

remember Neil Gaiman’s sonnet?

I don't think that I've been in love as such, Although I liked a few folk pretty well. Love must be vaster than my smiles or touch, For brave men died and empires rose and fell For love: girls followed boys to foreign lands And men have followed women into Hell. In plays and poems someone understands There's something makes us more than blood and bone And more than biological demands... For me, love's like the wind, unseen, unknown. I see the trees are bending where it's been, I know that it leaves wreckage where it's blown. I really don't know what "I love you" means. I think it means "Don't leave me here alone."

[transingthoseformers]

Imagine tfp Optimus getting drunk and calling his ex, Megatron, who's so utterly baffled by Optimus calling him he picks up

Turns out he was having some alone time :^)

After yelling at each other a bit, drunk Optimus is a fighting Optimus, Optimus realises what's going and just rolls with it.

"Your ambition—can you fit four fingers yet?—will lead us all to ruin."

Drunk Optimus thinks he's a great multitasker. He totally can yell at his ex while having phonesex with him at the same time. He's not actually great at it.

Sdhdhh yes

He will fit four fingers in, I command it

I'm just obsessed with the image of them both on the comms, an argument devolving in a very horny direction.

Just imagining Megatron who's well into jerking off getting a call, he was going to ignore it (after all, who dare disturbs their Lord's 'recharge'?) until he noticed it was from a very specific prime.

Megatron could hear the moment Optimus joined him in on the phone sex, didn't he?

Losing it at the image of Optimus puffing out steam from his smokestacks as he pressurizes his spike because all the little sounds on the other end are getting to him

Like

Imagine

Imagine

You got me but god imagine when the arguing fizzles out in favor of them trying their damnest to reach their mutual overloads

[disfrutalakia]

@v@ should like, make out with Bad to taunt Forever inside her mind I don't know I just need them to be toxic for a bit

[sukugo]

Gojo gives a note to sukuna like : "I wanted to write

A cute hikyu for you

Do you wanna smash?"

He does not, in fact, end up smashing he gets a long winded passionate lecture about the art of poetry and tries hollow purple-ing himself halfway through

GDJDHDJDJFFHFDJF worst part is, gojo IS capable of good poetry. and sukuna know this. but he likes lecturing (and poetry), even though satoru spends 90% of the time talking back and finishing sukuna's sentences, giving supposed correcting comments (that get debated. and then debated back. and so on and so forth)

but sukuna keeps at it, and satoru does learn quite a few things. technicalities that instantly improve his verse. or at least align it more towards heian era style poetry. sukuna is proud.

and THEN they fuck. obviously

[madlyn5ever]

It’s the way Villanelle sends Eve away mid dance to keep her out of the situation bc they’re having a soft moment and she doesn’t want anything to happen to her

[thearcanecat]

[thehoardofthegreatdragon]

“we’re talking about a man who has grown bored with every other aspect of his life whose mood changed as much as the grand line you don’t want him to grow bored of you too and so you leave before he asks”

Mishanks in a nutshell thanks @kacievvbbbb I’m gonna fucking cry

[catastrxblues]

who needs irl romance when you have season 2 anthony bridgerton

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

I need someone to call Izzy "Israel" in season 2 and I want it to be Stede